Sunday, December 02, 2007

A light moment

I was reading The Metro Plus in the usual morning. I haven't noticed this column before but this joke really made me enjoy it :-) Here it goes....

In Alaska's National Forests, a tourist guide was giving a talk to a group of tourists about hiking in grizzly bear territory: "Most bear encounters occur when hikers, being extra quiet on the trails in hopes of viewing wildlife, accidentally stumble into bears. The resulting surprise can be catastrophic." To avoid this, he suggested that each hiker wear tiny bells on their clothing to warn the bears of their presence. "Also," he said further, "be especially when you see signs of bear in the area, especially when you see bear droppings."
One tourist asked, "How do you identify bear droppings?"
"Oh that's easy," the guide explained, "it's the ones with all the tiny bells in them!"

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

very well tried......

Anonymous said...

dei..this mokkai is worse than the tractor mokkai i put on forum..
you rock da... :P

Anonymous said...

i like this one!

Anonymous said...

nice onw... btw does it appear on the e-version or the regular one?

Karthik Swaminathan said...

It appeared on the regular one long back. You can possibly catch it in the Chennai version of the e-paper.